Making a drinking game out of the desperate phone calls and texts he’s sending you. TSTC.
Making a drinking game out of the desperate phone calls and texts he’s sending you. TSTC.
I can apply make up perfectly in a moving car. Where do I put that on my résumé? TSM.
Last year at big/little reveal, everyone secretly wished they got my big. This year, they all secretly wish they got my little. TSM.
Rewarding your perfect attendance in class all week by skipping class to get a mani-pedi. TSM.
Being known by one fraternity as “the snow shacker” because you got stuck at their house during the snowpocalypse. TSM.
“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.
Blue Ivy’s new gold sippy cup. TSM.
Resting Bitch Face. TSM.