“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.
“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.
The most interesting part of moving out for the summer is finding all the things you stole from fraternity houses over the course of the semester. TSM.
The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.
Taking Plan B with champagne, because not getting pregnant is something to celebrate. TSM.
“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.
Having a 100% retention rate in recruitment and in love. TSM.
Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.
Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.
Befriending all the IFC presidents. TSM.