All I want is a Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers-wearing boyfriend who comes from a good family, has political aspirations, will buy me all the Lilly Pulitzer I want and likes to go to dinner parties and fancy balls but also loves me more than life itself and wants to just be with me all day in our pajamas watching our favorite movies.
Such yes.
All things yes.
Your columns never fail to make me giggle
You’re too precious