My equestrienne clique is better than your equestrienne clique. TSM.

Crossing ankles, not legs. TSM.

I am the go-to girl to mend clothing. TSM.

Still having perfect hair and makeup after an hour of working out. TSM.

I never ask if my outfit makes me look fat. It never does. TSM.

Finding new recipes instead of paying attention in class. TSM.