Being reminded that Panhellenic love is real every time you go out with your freshman year floormates. TSM.

Recreating sorority row in the library. TSM.

Do you know who my big is? TSM.

Composites reminding you that even back in the ’60s, your house was full of betties. TSM.

Saving up your class absences for Greek Week. TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Considering Starbucks to be the 27th member of the NPC. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

Turning him into the “boyfriend type.” TSM.