Pregaming for a fraternity formal with a different fraternity. TSTC.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.

“If it’s half priced drinks, then it’s half the calories, right?” TSM.

Spending more time on hair and makeup for pref night than formal. TSM.

Forgetting to remove your monograms when using your fake, but getting in anyway. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Collecting fraternity door codes. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.