Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.

Being the sister everyone goes to for advice. TSM. Being the sister everyone goes to for advice on a standards hearing. TSTC.

Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.