Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.