Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.

Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.

Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Texting your big to tell her about your first standards meeting, because you know she’ll be proud. TSM.

Waking your best friend up by doing the secret knock on the wall. TSM.