I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.

Seeing Saturday night’s mistake in Monday morning class. TSM.

“I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I’m going.” TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.

Making your boyfriend and his friends like your sorority’s page on every social media platform before recruitment. TSM.

Dropping by Target for a cardigan and Plan B. TSM.

Regretting everything and nothing at the same time. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.