Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

“What should I say back to him?” TSM.

Headband Headache. TSM.

“Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.” TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.