My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.
None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.
Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.
Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.
Dear standards,
sorry for partying. TSM.
Wait… drinks cost money at the bar? TSM.
On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.