Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.

Does being sober sister count as volunteer hours? TSM.

Being convinced you would make a good standards chair since you’ve been to so many meetings. TSM.

Getting sent to someone else’s standards meeting. TSM.

Befriending the standards chair right before formal, so she’ll let you off easy. TSM.

Big-little dates at a standards meeting. TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

The Starbucks trenta cup holding a whole bottle of wine. TSM.