[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
The TSM writer Stefon used the “bye Felicia” on me. Is that a new thing or had I just never heard of it before?
I never looked closely at your picture. I remember reading one of your article about going to the movies and someone made a comment about your boyfriend being Black.
If you truly believe in equality, ask your chapter to give a bid to any girl that wants one.
I believe honesty is the best policy. After I have slept with a girl, I will take her to a nice dinner and tell her: “I love women. We can date, but I am not going to stop seeing other beautiful women if the opportunity presents itself. If you don’t like this you can leave now.” Half of them get up and leave but they always call or text back later that night or the next day. Mostly they just say “fine, I just don’t want to hear about it.” By doing this I don’t have to go behind her back and she doesn’t feel betrayed.
Nine out of ten women that I have told this to came back the next day.
Before I consider responding I need to know:
1. Are you a boy or a girl?
2. Were you turned down for a bid?
3. Was your father around to raise you?
4. Are you angry inside and want to be famous?
If you don’t pay for dinner you have zero chance of getting into my pants. And I am going to let all of the guys know what a cheapskate you are.
thank you for writing this. i needed it.stay strong.
Indeed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_A._Monsoor
/are you TFM user RandomBlackChick?
…..and this is how false rape allegations start.
Neat. Are you two in the same active duty unit or do you mean ROTC battle buddies?
Ladies, start taking responsibility for your failed relationships. It is not always the guy’s fault.
I can say #YeaOkayWhatIntheButt, without fear of punishment.
Warrior
Give him another chance.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ecclesiastes 10:19 KJV
[19] A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things .
You did not mention your Dad. Was he absent?
I think you automatically cited the “one in four” statistic only because you have heard it so often. Read this and then tell me if you still want to claim that.
http://time.com/3222543/5-feminist-myths-that-will-not-die/
The second guy that did that to you is rotting in prison, right?
Dear Lord, I can’t wait until this “bye Felicia, bye Felipe” fad runs its course.
You know I was talking about the photo you posted right?
The TSM writer Stefon used the “bye Felicia” on me. Is that a new thing or had I just never heard of it before?
I never looked closely at your picture. I remember reading one of your article about going to the movies and someone made a comment about your boyfriend being Black.
If you truly believe in equality, ask your chapter to give a bid to any girl that wants one.
I believe honesty is the best policy. After I have slept with a girl, I will take her to a nice dinner and tell her: “I love women. We can date, but I am not going to stop seeing other beautiful women if the opportunity presents itself. If you don’t like this you can leave now.” Half of them get up and leave but they always call or text back later that night or the next day. Mostly they just say “fine, I just don’t want to hear about it.” By doing this I don’t have to go behind her back and she doesn’t feel betrayed.
Nine out of ten women that I have told this to came back the next day.
These questions were meant for Nietzsche.
Before I consider responding I need to know:
1. Are you a boy or a girl?
2. Were you turned down for a bid?
3. Was your father around to raise you?
4. Are you angry inside and want to be famous?