Googling cooler ideas and seeing your own masterpieces. TSM.

Considering yourself a martyr when letting someone drink your last Diet Coke. TSM.

Going over in your letters, leaving in his. TSM.

The only man a girl should ever wait for is the bartender that’s serving her wine. He’s a busy man. TSM.

Using the World Cup to help you determine what country to study abroad in. TSM.

I like my politics red, my wine white, and my skies blue. TSM.