Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

Shotgunning your Starbucks espresso by day, and whatever you can get your hands on by night. TSM.

Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

Your boyfriend opting to wear a blazer the moment he sees your outfit for the night, because he knows he’ll need to lend you a jacket later. TSM.

Constantly forgetting that studying abroad requires studying. TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.