Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.

Last year at big/little reveal, everyone secretly wished they got my big. This year, they all secretly wish they got my little. TSM.

Writing your monogram in the sand on spring break. TSM.

Paint pens that randomly explode are the reason I have trust issues. TSM.

Playing “Say Yes To The Dress” before formal. TSM.