True life: I’m addicted to my planner. TSM.

My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.

Being more proud of your tan than your 4.0 GPA. TSM.

Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.

Thou shalt never leave the bar with an unfinished drink. TSM.

Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.

Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. TSM.

Risking the fine for skipping a philanthropy to go to a formal you haven’t even been invited to yet. TSTC.

“I couldn’t find water, so I got sangria instead.” TSM.

I like my lashes as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate. TSM.