Setting the house record for birthday shots. TSTC.

If I wouldn’t have to change my monogram for him, that’s an automatic six points. TSM.

Never being scared to post a selfie on Instagram because you know your sisters will always like it. TSM.

Never the drunk texter. Always the drunk texted. TSM.

Using Pinterest as your go-to search engine. TSM.

Telling people your sorority before your major. TSM.

“Whenever I break up with a guy, he gets fat. It’s a gift.” TSM.

Going on a diet for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Feeling famous cause someone you don’t even know hates your guts. TSM.

Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.