Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Already having a standards meeting set up for after spring break. TSTC.

We go together like crystal light and vodka. TSM.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

“Hey, I’m the only one allowed to talk shit on her.” TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

“I called dibs when we were looking at the composite.” TSM.