Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Post-recruitment dance parties, because you love your sisters enough to stick around. TSM.

Snapchatting other alumnae to commiserate over the “babies” being upperclassmen. TSM.

Letting the pledge on your floor walk you to class just for the compliments. TSM.

All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.

Would it be crazy or ingenious to save my fingerprint to his iPhone for easy access? TSM.