Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Never being able to remember the actual lyrics to a song after using it during recruitment. TSM.

Wine girl wasted. TSM.

Going over in your letters, leaving in his. TSM.

Watching the World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo. TSM.

Your friend texting you about your unhealthy crafting obsession as you’re walking into Michael’s. TSM.

Your phone autocorrecting “frap” to “frat.” TSM.

Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.