Sending photos to your group text for Instagram caption suggestions. TSM.

Putting off your breakup until you move back in to school, because you’ll need help with boxes. TSTC.

Crafting parties being low key competitions to see who will be the best big. TSM.

You can’t talk about brands, boys, or booze but, like… that’s all the best stuff. TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

Spraining your ankle, but not spilling your drink. TSM.

Snapchatting him while wearing his t-shirt to remind him what he can’t have (re: his shirt back). TSM.

Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.