Living in constant fear of grab a date. TSM.

Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.

Being on all of your hookups’ Snapchat best friends list. TSM.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Feeling like it’s your duty to buy anything with fraternity letters you find at the thrift store. TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.