My mom passed away before I went to college so I never knew I was a legacy…and I ended up in her sorority anyway. TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.