Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.
Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.
I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.
When it’s September but you already have your Halloween costume planned. TSM.
He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.
New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.
When your roommate has to ask if the water bottle in your room is vodka or water. TSM.
Feeling pride in your ability to outdrink a guy. TSM.
“How did you guys meet?”
“Alcohol and the Greek System.” TSM.
You can tell when you joined your sorority by seeing when your Instagram likes doubled. TSM.
The only time I’ve gotten into a fight with my big was the time she gave the shirt she promised me away as a shack shirt. TSM.