Using conversation starters from recruitment on first dates. TSM.

Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

Reading TFM to try and understand how the other half lives. TSM.

My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Walks of shame are more fun with your bestie.

Measuring your hangovers on the Richter scale. TSM.

Pregaming for a fraternity formal with a different fraternity. TSTC.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.