When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.
When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.
When one dress passes through your whole family line. TSM.
Bringing more bathing suits than actual days you’re on vacation. TSM.
Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.
Using Malibu as a chaser. TSM.
“They’re so pretty it’s intimidating” being the only negative stereotype about your sorority. TSM.
When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.
I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.
*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.
“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.