“Does this outfit make me look like I’d make a good wife?” TSM.

Turning your slampiece into a math tutor on weekdays. TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.

Scheduling your fuck buddy into your planner. TSM.

“I’ve only talked to him drunk.” TSTC.

That hot pledge becoming both that hot brother as well as your hot boyfriend after initiation. TSM.