“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.
“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.
Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.
Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.
Never paying a cover charge. TSM.
Kendall in the streets, Kylie in the sheets. TSM.
Do it for the T-shirt. TSM.
“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.
Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.
These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.
Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.