Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.
Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.
“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.
Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.
Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.
Bringing your own toilet paper to a frat party, because you know you’ll need it. TSM.
“I get what I want.” TSM.
Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.
I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you were too drunk to remember it. TSM.
God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.