Taking your vitamins with wine. TSM.

Ranking the figure skaters based solely on the number of rhinestones per costume. TSM.

Wearing his shack shirt in front of his new girlfriend. TSM.

Tearing up watching your little become a big. TSM.

Verbalizing the word “hashtag” in your daily speech. TSM.

Having one hundred ways to say “Fuck you,” without ever saying “Fuck you.” TSM.

Driving a sister to a standards meeting, so she can pregame. TSM.