I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.

Rachel getting to keep her monogram when she marries Ross. TSM.

Knowing the best window of time to post an Instagram picture to get the optimal amount of likes. TSM.

A fraternity moving an event, simply because you can’t make it. TSM.

People being able to guess which sorority you’re in because “you just have this thing about you.” TSM.

The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.