The seamless transition from recruitment season to little hunting season. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.

Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.