I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Congratulating people on their breakups. TSM.

Buying a new outfit in the middle of a class lecture. TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

Wearing letters on vacation, in hopes of finding sisters. TSM.

“What are you gonna wear?” TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.