Blacking out at a dry wedding. TSM.

Now accepting applications for a formal date. GDIs need not apply. TSM.

It’s not just about winning Greek week, it’s about your rival sorority losing. TSM.

Freaking out when you become a rho chi because you don’t have any t-shirts that aren’t sorority-related. TSM.

Cracking a smile when you catch him staring at you from across the room after you’ve both “moved on.” TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.