Every photo from the weekend having a fraternity composite in the background. TSM.

Going on a shopping spree to conceal the extra special Victoria’s Secret purchase from your father. TSM.

I don’t know any pledges unless they’re giving me a ride home. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Accidentally ending up with three formal dates. TSM.

Panhellenic love means keeping an eye on your friend’s man when your sorority mixes with his fraternity during Greek week. TSM.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.