If you still have a voice, did you really participate in Greek Week? TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.

Instantly receiving the “She’s a total downgrade” text, as if you need the reassurance. TSM.

Eye-fucking the hot security guard. TSM.

All of the “People You May Know” on Facebook being Greek. TSM.

It’s not about the pledges. It’s about the serenades. TSM.

Being the rebel of your family tree. TSM.

Do you know who my big is? TSM.

Getting free lattes when wearing letters. TSM.

Making sure you get a shack shirt from a fraternity, because of the famous alumni. TSM.