When she's not applying to become a Disney Princess or trying to talk to animals, Sororitee is drinking wine and crying while ordering bulk glitter on eBay.
^Exactly. Like when I watched that god-awful show “Sorority Girls”, I was thinking how much we’d condemn a sister who portrayed our lifestyle so poorly.
I’m disgusted when people further the negative Greek stereotype by doing shit like this. However, banning Greek life for a month is a ridiculous idea. How is that expected to change a campus’ sexual violence issues? They’re basically saying “the only people who rape are frat boys and we’re only gonna give said frat boys a slap on the wrist”. What a f-king shame.
I get that some of it is funny, which it is, but seriously fuck anyone who doesn’t show up for things and has no interest in philanthropy.
Oh my God, SJP so on point.
^Exactly. Like when I watched that god-awful show “Sorority Girls”, I was thinking how much we’d condemn a sister who portrayed our lifestyle so poorly.
Would be totally awkward if they used my search history for it.
I had a bf who barely cleaned down there. Scared me for life. Haven’t gone down since. 🙁
Do you know why we called you here today? “Because my life is dope and I do dope shit”
Damn it, my ovaries exploded. I needed those.
Unless he ends up being into that sort if thing.
Ask if you can stick a dildo in his. If he acts disgusted and says no then ask, “So why do I have to?” 😉
Hnnngh.
I remember 9 and 99 from when I was in middle school.
Why all the unnecessary hate? Y’all getting some coal for sure.
My university has a bubble wrap party during exams. You just show up and pop bubbles. Best shit ever.
I finally get the “bucks guys” reference in “Shit Sorority Girls Say”. I feel stupid for not knowing until now.
Con: Your sisters tell you to “just get a tan”
Pro: You’ll always look ten years younger than them once you all hit your thirties.
I’m disgusted when people further the negative Greek stereotype by doing shit like this. However, banning Greek life for a month is a ridiculous idea. How is that expected to change a campus’ sexual violence issues? They’re basically saying “the only people who rape are frat boys and we’re only gonna give said frat boys a slap on the wrist”. What a f-king shame.
I just stopped using glasses altogether because of #52. I came to terms with it all.
You forgot every single throw what you know sign ever.
Reading this on my phone, which made me feel guilty.
Brave, fratty AND good looking? I call first dibs!