Your phone auto-correcting “monogamy” to “monograms,” because only one of those things is relevant to your life. TSM.

Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.

“Her brows are so on point.” TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

Going hard on July 4th, even though you’re a Canadian chapter. TSM.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Wearing letters during the whole month of April because it’s college visiting month. TSM.

Discussing blow job etiquette during etiquette dinner. TSTC.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.