Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.

Having a “Pajama Party” during finals, so no one has to change out of their study clothes. TSM.

Referring to those who don’t craft as the “glitterly impaired.” TSM.

Thanking the high heavens his pledges weren’t initiated before the first snowfall, because you were not about to shovel yourself. TSM.

Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Teaching new girls the art of “frat hopping” when they freak out about being invited to multiple parties in one night. TSM.

Greeting a sister with “good morning” at four in the afternoon. TSTC.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.

Crafting a monopoly board of your school’s Greek system to use at pregames. TSM.