Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.

“Her brows are so on point.” TSM.

Your Snapchat handwriting being almost as good as your actual handwriting. TSM.

No pants are the best pants. TSM.

Having way more influence in your chapter than your advisor does. TSM.

“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.

Being regularly told you look like trouble. TSM.

Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Saying “no bid” to anything you don’t like. TSM.

Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.