Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.

I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.

“Do I have to wear a bra?” TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

Throwing parties for yourself at his frat house. TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

“Of course I can. I’m the president.” TSM.