Pregaming asking him to formal. TSM.

Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

Conditional Panhellenic love. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.