Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.