We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

Sewing your boyfriend’s pants button back on after you aggressively rip it off. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Having a signature dance move. TSM.

Remembering the night by what you wore, not what you did. TSM.