“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.

Tequila is worth the regrets. TSM.

The best part of being a legacy is getting your mom’s vintage letters. TSM.

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

Doing a hair flip so people can see your pin. TSM.