Knowing it’s going to be a good story when it starts off with “So this BITCH…” TSM.

My Big is like my mom…except I can tell my Big what I really did last weekend. TSM.

This bitch REALLY makes me wish we could haze. TSM.

Worrying more about who will be our chapter’s president than our country’s president. TSM.

The difference between saying “She’s my sister” and “She’s in my house.” TSM.

Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

Hell hath no fury like a sorority girl scorned. TSM.