Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

The secret satisfaction you get from seeing a girl you hated in high school when you’re home for the summer and she’s gained the freshman 15. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

The only thing I don’t like about my letters is that I can’t drink in them. TSM.

There are a lot of things that I would do for my sisters, but being a sober sister at formal is absolutely not one of them. TSM.

Bella Swan is a GDI. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.