Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

When he replays your Snapchat selfie because ten seconds just wasn’t enough. TSM.

Your “to craft” list being bigger than your “to do” list. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.

If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Realizing you invited 50 people to a dinner of “just close girlfriends.” TSM.